I have an announcement to make!
Twenty years ago today my mum shot out one of the coolest people on the planet. Sure, he was all red and splotchy and ugly at first, and I kind of wanted to return him after a couple of a weeks of people paying attention to that little interloper as opposed to me, but Rufus MacFusty is my ickle brother and I love him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUFUS!
Now, get your arse to my flat before I eat all your cake.